- You look up at the clouds and all you see is fluffy mashed potatoes.
- You read your Bible at lunchtime and have to skip the part about Jesus feeding the 5,000.
- You thought about putting a cheeseburger in your blender so you won’t break your liquid-only fast.
- You aren’t on social media and find yourself double-tapping a paperback book.
- You start to wonder if fast food could be considered a category of fasting.
- Dominos starts calling you to see if you’d like to place an order.
- You have a game plan for avoiding the snack aisle at the grocery store.
- You start to secretly envy your dog’s treats.
- You start to wonder if Chick-fil-A’s waffle fries could pass as a vegetable for your Daniel Fast.
- You know exactly what meal you’re going to eat when the fast is over.
- You tear up at the sight of the Girl Scout cookie tables outside of the grocery store.
- You keep thinking you hear an earthquake, but it’s just your stomach growling.
- You stop by your favorite coffee shop just to say “hi” to the baristas.
- You don’t know why it’s called a fast because there’s nothing fast about it!
- You read this list 21 days late because you were fasting technology during the fast.
January 1, 2022