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January 1, 2022
  1. You look up at the clouds and all you see is fluffy mashed potatoes.  
  2. You read your Bible at lunchtime and have to skip the part about Jesus feeding the 5,000.
  3. You thought about putting a cheeseburger in your blender so you won’t break your liquid-only fast.
  4. You aren’t on social media and find yourself double-tapping a paperback book.
  5. You start to wonder if fast food could be considered a category of fasting.
  6. Dominos starts calling you to see if you’d like to place an order.
  7. You have a game plan for avoiding the snack aisle at the grocery store.
  8. You start to secretly envy your dog’s treats.
  9. You start to wonder if Chick-fil-A’s waffle fries could pass as a vegetable for your Daniel Fast.
  10. You know exactly what meal you’re going to eat when the fast is over.
  11. You tear up at the sight of the Girl Scout cookie tables outside of the grocery store.
  12. You keep thinking you hear an earthquake, but it’s just your stomach growling.
  13. You stop by your favorite coffee shop just to say “hi” to the baristas.
  14. You don’t know why it’s called a fast because there’s nothing fast about it!
  15. You read this list 21 days late because you were fasting technology during the fast.